Sunday, September 25, 2011

CSI:Miami Drinking Game!

Okay, ready for the season premiere of CSI:Miami?

Get your drinks ready, we're playing the CSI:Miami drinking game!

CSI Miami Drinking Game

Take a swig when..

  •     David Caruso delivers a ridiculously dramatic line, most often directly before the theme song
  •     Any known cliche is quoted or misquoted by any character
  •     The medical examiner talks to a corpse
  •     Delco juts his jaw in anger
  •     The first time (per outfit) any character is wearing white pants
  •     David Caruso turns his head from left to right (or vice-versa) without lifting his chin
  •     Anytime the camera zooms inside someone's body
  •     Any completely ridiculous use of technology aka "air DNA", unrealistic GPS use, etc.
  •     David Caruso is overly paternal to a victim (extra drink if he calls them "son")
  •     A CSI agent has knowledge that is key and coincidental yet, out of their believable realm of knowledge. i.e knowing from a shoe imprint that the shoe is no longer in production- or how to speak Chinese-or where some mud is from based upon a photograph etc:
  •     Horatio is referred to as "H"
  •     Anyone completely admits to a crime after less than 3 questions from a CSI. (bonus drink for being without a lawyer)
  •     Gratuitous bikini shot (extra swig if it's on a boat)
  •     Horatio puts on or takes off his sunglasses
  •     Horatio cleans his sunglasses
  •     Team member runs from exploding meth lab/car/whatever.
  •     Team does slow-motion Jerry Bruckheimer walk down beach.
  •     Delco and Wolfe have one of their "macho" tiffs.
  •     A team member's relative is in danger. (If relative dies, drink whole beverage.)
  •     Horatio gives business card to victim and says, "If you ever need anything, I want you to call me." (If victim is a recently orphaned child, drink whole beverage.)
  •     Horatio shows them FBI guys a thing or two 'cause he's just too darn cool for school. (If the FBI thanks Horatio and he still insists on acting like a smarmy jerk, drink whole beverage.)
  •     Anytime Horatio refers to Ryan as "Mr. Wolfe".

Chug an entire drink when..

  •     Horatio is able to deliver a complete line with his head entirely upright
  •     Whenever there is a montage of forensic science set to music with no dialogue
  •     Team member is suspect in case.
  •     A main character dies. (That means someone featured in the opening credits of the show.) 
 Happy Watching!


~~louise~~ said...

What Fun! Any recommendations for hangovers, Natashya?

So glad I bumped into this on twitter, I had no idea it was so late. Better get ready, CSI is another of my faves:)

Thanks for sharing...

Natashya KitchenPuppies said...

Hey Louise - I'm always happy to help! ;-)
Hangover? Come to my house in the morning for bloody Caesars and breakfast. ☺

Pierce said...

Oh...I LOVE a bloody caesar. I could go for one now...and I really oight to start heading to bed.
CSI drinking game sounds fun!!

girlichef said...

ha ha ha ha...this is hilarious! Seriously, you'd be hammered by the time the show was over ;)

Kim said...

You need a heck of a lot of cocktails to get through one show...ha ha!